📖 April 1988 Hit Parader Flip-Through | Dokken, Metallica, Sanctuary, AC/DC + The Synth Debate!

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Join Robert John Hadfield for another 4K flip-through of vintage rock history as he cracks open the April 1988 issue of Hit Parader! This magazine is loaded with legendary names—Dokken, Metallica, Whitesnake, Sanctuary, AC/DC, Europe, and more—but it's also a time capsule of forgotten bands, bizarre ads, and glorious hair.

From a fiery synthesizer rant to reflections on George Lynch’s biceps and Tommy Lee’s upside-down drumming, this episode is full of hot takes, killer memories, and 80s madness.

🎯 Time-stamped topics below!
👇 Leave a comment if you remember any of these bands—or if you wore one of those Union Jack Def Leppard tank tops...

🕒 Timestamps
00:00 – Intro & Why This Magazine Rules
Robert reveals why April 1988’s issue of Hit Parader hits close to home (hint: Dokken drama).
00:45 – Don Dokken & George Lynch: Feuds & Gold Toy Guns
The great reconciliation marketing campaign that didn’t quite work.
01:29 – Why ‘Tooth and Nail’ & ‘Under Lock and Key’ Still Shred
Robert’s heartfelt ode to peak-era Dokken.
02:40 – Sanctuary, Nevermore & Dave Mustaine
A deep cut detour into early Seattle metal and the birth of Nevermore.
04:49 – The Slammin’ Watusis, Fifth Angel & Bands We Forgot
Snapshot of lesser-known groups (with awesome names).
05:23 – Hit Parader Contents Breakdown
Who’s in this issue: Metallica, Sabotage, L.A. Guns, Accept, Warlock & more.
06:18 – Gibson Guitar Ad Roast
Gibson burns Fender, Kramer, Yamaha—and even Van Halen—in a wild ad.
08:06 – Dave Mustaine’s Punk Roots & ‘Anarchy in the UK’
Exploring the punk-metal connection with Megadeth.
10:23 – Channel Update: New Playlists Available!
Rush, Van Halen, Circus Magazine, and more—Robert has you covered.
10:53 – Twisted Sister Hotline & Lars' Handwritten Ad
Vintage call-in gossip numbers and Lars Ulrich’s anti-sellout note.
12:13 – Sabotage & Tommy Lee’s Drum Circus
More bands, and Tommy’s upside-down solos steal the spotlight.
14:10 – Adrian Smith’s Apple & 'Food Makes the Man'
Yes, this is real. Iron Maiden meets lunch.
15:10 – L.A. Guns Contest & BC Rich Giveaway
Enter with photos of yourself acting out L.A. Guns songs!
16:35 – Metallica’s ‘Cliff ‘Em All’ & Garage Days
Tributes to Cliff Burton and Metallica's evolution.
18:18 – Faster Pussycat, Gang Green, & the Mysterious Lion
Robert questions the existence of Gang Green and recalls Lion.
20:19 – Grunge Starts Creeping In
Commentary on Guns N’ Roses, Soundgarden, and authenticity fatigue.
22:12 – AC/DC’s Late 80s Decline & the Highway to Hell Argument
Back in Black vs. For Those About to Rock, and why Highway to Hell rules.
25:11 – Dokken’s Fashion & Identity Crisis
Tassels, silk jackets, and the beginning of the end.
27:12 – Mail-Order Metal & 80s Accessories Galore
Cassette clubs, necklaces, earrings, and pedal ads.
30:11 – The Synth Debate Explodes (Europe, Dio, Def Leppard)
Robert goes OFF on cheesy keyboard sounds infiltrating metal.
34:24 – De La Croix & the Youngest Metal Band Ever
PMRC… better listen to me. (Yep. That was the song title.)
37:30 – EZO, Whitesnake, & Vivian Campbell’s Journey
The rise and fall of guitar gods—Dio to Def Leppard.
44:03 – Slash and the Return of Les Paul
Slash’s vintage cool breaks the Jackson/Kramer shred mold.
46:43 – Final Thoughts & A Promise for Part 2
Wrapping up with a glimpse of David Lee Roth and a teaser for more.

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